EPISODE GUIDE1- The Hillbillies of Beverly Hills (pilot) Jed Clampett sells his swamp full of oil to the O.K. Oil Company for $25 million and moves to Beverly Hills to live in a mansion. 2- Getting Settled Wealthy Jed Clampett and his family are mistaken for a staff of backwoods servants when they arrive at their mansion. 3- Meanwhile, Back at the Cabin The Clampetts find that the luxuries of their new mansion are a poor substitute for the comforts of their former mountain shack. 4- The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale When Mr. Drysdale describes his wife as a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she must be a tippler. 5- Jed Buys Stock When Drysdale advises the Clampetts to invest in stock, Jed rushes to buy some cows, pigs, goats, and chickens-livestock! 6- Trick or Treat The homesick Clampetts, unaware that it's Halloween night, decide to go calling on their Beverly Hills neighbors. 7- The Servants Milburn Drysdale attempts another step in the social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants. 8- Jethro Goes to School Jed enrolls Jethro in the Millicent-Schuyler-Potts private school. Mrs. Potts, the private teacher, is surprised to find our her new student is Jethro. 9- Elly's First Date Elly May's first date with Mr. Drysdale's stepson, Sonny, ends in confusion before it even starts. 10- Pygmalion and Elly Debonair Sonny Drysdale plays Pygmalion and Julius Caesar as he resumes his tempestuous courtship of the ingenuous Elly Mae. 11- Elly Races Jetherene The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly May before Cousin Pearl can get her hulky daughter, Jetherene, married to Jazzbo Depew. 12- The Great Feud The Clampetts load up their shootin' irons for a march on the Drysdale estate after Sonny Drysdale jilts Elly. 13- Home for Christmas The Clampetts take their first airplane ride, returning to their mountain cabin for a surprise visit with Cousin Pearl. 14- No Place Like Home The Clampetts, home for the holidays, help Cousin Pearl attract Mr. Brewster, the oil company executive. 15- Jed Rescues Pearl Pearl's efforts to snag the elusive Mr. Brewster seem doomed to failure, until he makes a ridiculous public marriage proposal. 16- Back to Californy Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Cousin Pearl and Jetherene to his Beverly Hills home. 17- Jed's Dilemma Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills. 18- Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage Mr. Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife visits a health farm. 19- Elly's Animals Policemen and Elly May's animal friends converge on the Clampett estate when Cousin Pearl starts giving lessons in yodeling. 20- Jed Throws a Wingding Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors, Flatt and Scruggs, come to visit her in Beverly Hills. 21- Jed Plays Solomon Granny's campaign to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when Granny calls the law and the police find Granny's illegal still. 22- Duke Steals a Wife Duke, Jed's trusty bloodhound, becomes a matchmaker for his master and Mademoiselle Denise, a glamorous French woman. 23- Jed Buys the Freeway A confidence man tries to sell Jed the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park, and he Hollywood Freeway. 24- Jed Becomes a Banker Jed Clampett is made a bank vice president so he can complete in an interbank skeet shoot for Mr. Drysdale, who lacks a partner. 25- The Family Tree An authority on early American history finds evidence that Jed Clampett's ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America. 26- Jed Cuts the Family Tree Cousin Pearl gets a glamour treatment and tries to groom the Clampetts for their new status in high society. 27- Granny's Spring Tonic Jed takes a double dose of Granny's spring tonic and winds up on Lovers Lane with a gold-digging bank secretary. 28- Jed pays His Income Tax An IRS agent calls on the Clampetts and gets a roaring shotgun welcome from Granny. 29- The Clampetts and the Dodgers Los Angeles Dodger coach Leo Durocher can't believe his eyes when he sees Jethro throw a baseball with such speed and accuracy. 30- Duke Becomes a Father Love looms again for Jed when the glamorous Mlle. Denise returns from Paris to herald the arrival of a new litter of puppies. 31- The Clampetts Entertain The board chairman of the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills is determined to meet the bank's "ace financial wizard" and largest depositor, tycoon Jed Clampett. 32- The Clampetts in Court Jed acts as his own attorney when he's sued by an unscrupulous couple seeking $100,000 damages for a fictitious traffic accident. 33- The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed The Clampetts have a series of unusual encounters with a Beverly Hills psychiatrist. 34- The Psychiatrist Gets Clampetted A Beverly Hills psychiatrist pursues Granny instead of Pearl when Granny's secret love charm misfires. 35- Elly Becomes a Secretary Jed Clampett takes over Milburn Drysdale's job for one afternoon and wins for him the title of "Banker of the Year." 36- Jethro's Friend The Clampetts take a pampered eleven-year-old boy in to show him how to really enjoy himself. 37- Jed Gets the Misery To humor Granny, Jed fakes illness so that she can resume the doctoring practice that brought her fame in the hills. 38- Hair-Raising Holiday Granny defies medical opposition as her own brand of mountain medicine as she reveals an astonishing ability to grow hair. 39- Granny's Garden Her neighbors are aghast when Granny decides to start a vegetable garden on the grounds of the Clampett mansion. 40- Elly Starts to School Elly May sparks a new trend in understated fashion when she enrolls at a finishing school for pampered rich girls. 41- The Clampett Look Dressed as backwoods hillbillies, Cynthia Fenwick and her mother call on the Clampetts, thinking they are the new avant garde social leaders. 42- Jethro's First Love Jethro, after a man-to-man talk with Jed, wastes no time in finding a girlfriend who is a brassy burlesque dancer. 43- Chickadee Returns Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he has brought home. 44- The Clampetts Are Overdrawn Jed Clampett receives the startling news that his multimillion dollar account is overdrawn in the amount of $34.70. 45- The Clampetts Go Hollywood The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J. D. Clampett-imposter and unemployed actor-go Hollywood in a big way. 46- Turkey Day Plans for a holiday feast at the Clampett mansion go awry when Elly May makes a pet of the dinner. 47- The Garden Party Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds, to her horror, that she is losing her guests to the lively, moonshine-serving Clampetts next door. 48- Elly Needs a Maw Jed decides that his tomboy daughter Elly, who has taken up motorcycle riding, needs a mother to make her a lady. 49- The Campers Get Culture The Clampetts try unsuccessfully to participate in some of the more civilized pleasures of Beverly Hills. 50- Christmas at the Clampetts Christmas Day finds the Clampetts befuddled by their expensive gifts, all from Mr. Drysdale. 51- A Man for Elly Quirt Manley, celebrated star of TV westerns, is invited to the Clampett mansion to try to tame Elly May. 52- The Giant Jackrabbit An Australian bankers sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit. 53- The Girl from Home A young beauty contest winner from back home and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds. 54- Lafe Lingers On Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers at the Clampett's mansion as an unwanted guest in search of easy fortune. 55- The Race for Queen Elly May Clampett enters-and almost wins-the Miss Beverly Hills beauty contest. 56- The Critter Doctor Granny gets her dander up when she confuses an insecticide salesman with a "critter doctor" Elly May has called. 57- Lafe Returns Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett loot, Lafe Crick returns, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree. 58- Son of Lafe Returns Lafe Crick brings his hillbilly son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May. 59- The Clampetts Go Fishing The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip at the famed Marineland of the Pacific. 60- A Bride for Jed Jane Hathaway comes up with a unique idea of how to find a wife for Jed Clampett, with disastrous results. 61- Granny Versus the Weather Bureau Granny's old fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau's advanced technology. She uses Cecil, her weather-beetle. 62- Another Neighbor Several of Beverly Hill's more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic. 63- The Bank Raising Invited to the dignified ground-breaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned "barn raisin'." 64. The Great Crawdad Hunt Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of that inscrutable financial wizard, J. D. Clampett. 65- The Dress Shop The Clampetts, on the advise of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of he most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills. 66- The House of Granny The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny"-complete with cracker barrel and a potbellied stove. 67- The Continental Touch Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly May for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor. 68- Jed, Incorporated Jed does business in his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco, Inc. as a tax shelter and makes Jed president. 69- Granny Learns to Drive Granny, after a taxi ride, thinks the driver is trying to get fresh with her and take advantage of her. She decides she wants to learn to drive. 70- Cabin in Beverly Hills Banker Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills. 71. Jed Foils a Home Wrecker Jed and Drysdale foil Mrs. Drysdale's plan to tear down the cabin her husband built for Granny on the Clampett estate. 72- Jethro's Graduation When Jethro misses his graduation from sixth grade, Skipper the chimp pinch-hits for him. 73- Jed Becomes a Movie Mogul Jed Clampett becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corporation. 74- Clampett City Overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio, the Clampetts decide to settle there. 75- Clampett City General Store The Clampetts take part in a movie epic film produced by their studio, Mammoth Pictures. 76- Hedda Hopper's Hollywood Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios. 77- Doctor Jed Clampett Granny suffers pangs of jealousy after Jed receives an honorary "doctor's" degree from Greely College. 78- Jed the Heartbreaker In another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills, the snobbish Mrs. Drysdale attempts a new tactic. 79- Back to Marineland Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland-to join the U.S. Marines. 80- Teenage Idol Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with his old friends, the Clampetts. 81- The Widow Poke Arrives In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old marriageable acquaintance. 82- The Ballet Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed Clampett's financial support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company. 83- The Boarder The Clampetts decide to rent out rooms, and their first boarder turns out to be Mrs Drysdale's militarily efficient English butler. 84- The Boarder Stays Pinckney, the English butler engaged to impart culture to the Clampetts, finds his job an uphill struggle all the way. 85- Start the New Year Right Learning that Mrs. Drysdale is in the hospital because of a nervous ailment, the sympathetic hillbillies pay her a visit. 86- Clampett General Hospital Having "rescued" Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing system. 87- The Movie Starlet Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet and desperately wants to marry her. When she finds out his uncle owns the studio, Kitty Devine follows Jethro. 88- Elly in the Movies Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May Clampett. 89- Dash Riprock, You Cad Elly May, loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane, whose mysterious power over men continued to baffle the Clampetts. 90- Clampett A-Go-Go The Clampetts care for a madcap artist who wrecks his car when he sees Elly May in a bathing suit. 91- Granny's Romance Mr. Drysdale forces a playboy on his bank's board of directors into courting Granny. 92- Jed's Temptation Granny practices what she intended topreach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling. 93- Double Naught Jethro Jethro gives up his ambition of becoming a brain surgeon to take on the perils and pleasures of a spy. 94- Clampett's Millions A rival banker spirits the Clampett millions from Milburn Drysdale's loving care. 95- Drysdale's Dog Days Banker Drysdale's ordea with Granny contunues, as she insists on seeing the $11,000,000 that is her share of Jed's fortune. 96- Brewster's Honeymoon An oil company executive spends a strange honeymoon in a mountain cabin in Beverly Hils, courtesy of the Clampetts. 97- Flatt, Clampett, and Scruggs Granny suffers from homesickness-until two old friends, Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, arrive in Beverly Hills. 98- Jed and the Countess Spring tonic time brings the Countess von Holstein back for another visit with the Clamopetts. 99- Big Daddy, Jed Sheldon Epps, the extraordinary beatnik, pays a return visit to the Clampetts to borrow "bread" from Jed. 100- Cool School is Out Granny turns beatnik when she visits the Parthenon West coffee house to rescue Elly May and Jethro from a band of beatniks. 101- The Big Bank Battle Jed Clampett is offered a bank vice presidency-an inducement to get him to move his millions to another bank. 102- The Clampetts Versus Automation When a computer replaces one of Drysdale's bookkeepers, the displaced worker finds real friends in the Clampetts. 103- Luke's Boy The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly May, puts Granny in a dither. 104- The Brewsters Return The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride. 105- Jed, the Bachelor Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the road. 106- The Art Center Painting and sculpturing, the Hillbillies produce a ghastly collection of "art" works for a new Beverly Hills art gallery. 107- Admiral Jed Clampett Jed Clampett, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy. 108- That Old Black Magic Granny becomes convinced that Mrs. Drysdale has used "black magic" to turn herself into a crow. 109- The Sheik A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed Clampett a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May. 110- The Private Eye Jethro, whose ambition is to be secret agent, winds up an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize. 111- Possum Day Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day festival to keep the Clampetts from going back home. 112- The Possum Day Parade Banker Drysdale continues his frantic efforts to promote a Possum Day Parade for the Clampetts. 113- The Clampetts Play the Rams Jethro discovers that it is his color television set and not him that has won the heart of the pretty next door maid. 114- The Courtship of Elly Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly May (she's past fourteen). 115- A Real Nice Neighbor Drysdale and Granny try to marry off Jed Clampett to a frumpy housemaid they have mistaken for a millionaire. 116- The Poor Farmer The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer, and they try to fatten him up. 117- Hoe Down A-Go-Go The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly May and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast. 118- Mrs. Drysdale's Father Mrs. Drysdale's father, a wily Bostonian short of cash, finds it is no easy matter to part the Clampetts from their loot. 119- Mr. Farquhar Stays On When Mr. Farquhar asks Granny to go to Las Vegas, she thinks he is proposing an elopement rather than a gambling spree. 120- Military School The Clampett estate becomes a battlefield when Jethro enrolls in an exclusive military academy. 121- The Common Cold Granny opens her own doctor's office when a doctor refuses to believe she has a cure for the common cold. 122- The Richest Woman The richest woman in the world meets some stiff opposition from Jed when she insists on buying the Clampett mansion. 123- The Trotting Horse The Hillbillies are unimpressed with the costly, champion harness-racing horse banker Drysdale buys for them as an investment. 124- The Buggy Banker Milburn Drysdale persuades his wife to accept Granny's challenge to a horse-and-buggy race. 125- The Cat Burglar A burglar on the loose in Beverly Hills tries to deceive the Clampetts before robbing their mansion. 126- The Big Chicken Granny discovers an ostrich gulping tomatoes in her backyard and thinks it's a giant chicken. 127- Sonny Drysdale Returns Sonny Drysdale pays a return visit to Beverly Hills, rekindling the Clampett's hopes of a marriage to Elly May. 128- Brewster's Baby Granny announces she is going back home on doctor business to "fetch" a baby into the world. 129- The Great Jethro A starving but flamboyant vaudeville magician sees in the gullibility of Jethro and his uncle Jed a chance to get rich quick. 130- The Old Folks Home Granny feats that her kin plan to send her to an old folks home when they suggest she'd be happier in a country cottage. 131- Flatt and Scruggs Return County music stars Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs return for a song-filled visit to the Clampetts. 132- The Folk Singers Jethro abandons his dangerous career as an "Astronaut" for the even more precarious one of the folksinger. 133- The Beautiful Maid A glamorous Swedish actress who yearns to play a hillbilly moves in with the Clampetts to study backwoods dialect. 134- Jethro's Pad Girl-crazy Jethro concludes that he must have a cool bachelor "pad" in order to make a hit with the fair sex. 135- The Bird Watchers A bird-watching professor jeopardizes Elly May's romance with film star Dash Riprock. 136- Jethro Gets Engaged Jethro's elated; sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double. 137- Granny Tonics a Birdwatcher Professor P. Caspar Biddle, the meek little leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's annual spring tonic and turns into a tiger. 138- Jethro Goes to College Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him-a run-down secretarial school. 139- The Party Line Granny, who used to spend ten hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills, too. 140- The Soup Contest Granny hopes to win Elly May a husband by entering an old hillbilly dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly May's name to it. 141- Jethro Takes Love Lessons Jethro falls for a waitress, who gives him the brush-off until she learns he's a friend of handsome movie idol, Dash Riprock. 142- The Badger Game Blackmailers use hidden photographic and recording devices to trap unsuspecting Jed Clampett. 143- The Badgers Return Having failed in their attempt to fleece Jed Clampett, a pair of blackmailers turn their attention to banker Drysdale. 144- The Gorilla Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly May's pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores. 145- Come Back, Little Herby The Clampetts beg banker Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy: Herby. 146- Jed in Politics Jed runs for Smog Commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing homemade lye soap. 147- Clampett Cha Cha Cha Marvin and Marita, impoverished exponents of the dance, introduce the Clampetts to the art of terpsichore. 148- Jed Joins the Board Millionaire Jed Clampett finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing 149- Granny Lives It Up Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly swains, each of whom is after her money. 150- The Gloria Swanson Story The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen. 151- The Woodchucks Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the for-women-only club. 152- Foggy Mountain Soap Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear in a television soap commercial. 153- The Christmas Present The Clampetts broaden their Beverly Hills experience by working as temporary Christmas help in a department store. 154- The Flying Saucer Banker Drysdale hires three midgets, the Montenaro brothers, to pose as men from outer space in a scheme to garner publicity for his bank. 155- The Mayor of Bug Tussle The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor from home-the mayor of Bug Tussle. 156- Granny Retires Banker Drysdale panics when Granny says that she's going to withdraw her fifteen million dollars from his bank and go back to the hills. 157- The Clampett Curse Jed gives away the entire Clampett fortune to three struggling college girls, to Drysdale's horror. 158- The Indians Are Coming When some Indians claim part of the Clampett oil land, Granny prepares for an all-out war. 159- The Marriage Machine The Hillbillies go a-courtin' by computer but only manage to misunderstand the choices of the electronic matchmaker. 160- Elly Comes Out Jed and Granny throw a "comin' out" party for Elly May, and Mrs. Drysdale plots to make the affair a fiasco. 161- The Matador After watching lovely admirers engulf El Magnifico, the world's greatest matador, Jethro takes up bullfighting. 162- The Gypsy's Warning Mrs. Drysdale hires a pair of fortune tellers to frighten the Clampetts out of Beverly Hills with dire prophecies. 163- His Royal Highness Ex-King Alexander of Sabalia tries to marry wealthy Elly May Clampett because he really hasn't a nickel to his name. 164- Super Hawg The Clampetts acquire a hippopotamus when an advertising scheme originated by banker Drysdale backfires. 165- The Doctors It's spring again and Granny tries to dispense her free tonic at the bank-resulting in another run-in with Dr. Clyburn. 166- Delovely and Scruggs Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts, and Mrs. Flatt takes a screen test with Jethro acting as her director. 167- The Little Monster Banker Milburn Drysdale's precocious eleven-year-old nephew swindles the Hillbillies out of all the valuable art objects in their mansion. 168- The Dahlia Feud Mrs. Drysdale's attempt to grow prize-winning dahlias renews her feud with Granny. 169- Jed Inherits a Castle The Clampetts learn that they have inherited a castle and prepare for a journey to merry ole England. 170- The Clampetts in London The Clampetts arrive in London where Granny encounters difficulty with both the customs inspector and an English "druggist." 171- Clampett Castle The Clampetts arrive at their inherited English castle, confusion reigns, and Jethro insists on acting like a medieval knight. 172- Robin Hood of Griffith Park The Clampetts pay a $10 million tax on their castle in England, turn the place over to the staff, and leave for home. 173- Robin Hood and the Sheriff Jethro continues to masquerade as the Robin Hood of Griffith Park and draws the admiring allegiance of a band of hippies. 174- Greetings From the President When Jethro gets his draft notice, he buys himself a surplus army tank and a general's uniform and begins his own training. 175- The Army Game Draftee Jethro's military career comes to a screeching halt when Army psychiatrists refuse to believe his family is for real. 176- Mr. Universe Muscles In A rival banker arranges a date for Elly May with a handsome model, so Drysdale counters by furnishing "Mr. Universe" as an escort. 177- A Plot for Granny Two confused salesmen attempt to sell Jed a cemetery plot for a very much alive Granny. 178- The Social Climbers The Clampetts entertain a lady blacksmith, the social leader of hillbilly society. 179- Jethro's Military Career Bent on a military career, Jethro experiments with underwater demolition while practicing to be a Navy frogman in the swimming pool. 180- The Reserve Program When Granny spies a group of movie actors dressed as Union soldiers, she prepares to go to war. 181- The South Rises Again Granny recruits her own commandos against the Union when she thinks battle scenes for a Civil War movie are the real thing. 182- Jethro in the Reserve Granny thinks she has captured General Ulysses S. Grant and sets out to woo him by donning a bathing suit. 183- Cimarron Drip Jethro can't get himself a part in a television series, but Elly May's pet ape wins the starring role. 184- Corn Pone Picassos Granny paints a picture to help Mrs. Drysdale win the Beverly Hills Culture Committee Award. 185- The Clampetts Play Cupid Granny quits trying to persuade Elly May to marry Dash Riprock and decides to help plain Jane Hathaway hook him. 186- The Housekeeper Despite Granny's protests, Jed and banker Drysdale hire a housekeeper who quickly gets on Granny's nerves. 187- The Diner Jethro becomes the operator of a dilapidated diner when Jed Clampett decides to set his nephew up in the restaurant business. 188- Topless Anyone? Jethro adopts a "topless" policy at his diner-by removing the caps from himself and his waitress-Elly May. 189- The Great Snow Granny gets homesick for the sight of snow, and Mr. Drysdale arranges for a blizzard to hit Beverly Hills. 190- The Rass'lin Clampetts Granny's fighting mood is inflamed by a woman's wrestling match on television, and she joins the fray. 191- The Great Tag-Team Match The Hillbillies grid for a tag-team wresting match after Granny defeats the Boston Strong Girl. 192- Jethro Proposes Because she feels sorry about the lack of romance in Jane Hathaway's life, Granny forces Jethro to propose, expecting Jane to refuse. 193- The Clampetts Fiddle Around Banker Drysdale hires the world's greatest violin virtuoso to teach Jethro to play the fiddle. 194- The Soap Opera Granny thinks a soap opera program is real and sets out to rescue an actor patient who is about to undergo a serious operation. 195- Dog Days Granny becomes enraged when Elly May's herd of canine friends trample her every time she announces a meal is ready. 196- The Crystal Gazers Granny convinces herself that she has the gift of prophecy and starts making doubtful predictions for her family and friends. 197- From Rags to Riches Granny plans the first head transplant in history when banker Drysdale is hurt in a fracas with his wife. 198- Cousin Roy Cousin Roy Halsey arrives from the hills as advance man for Granny's hated rival, Myrtle Halsey, noted distiller of "medicine." 199- A Bundle for Britain Jed decides to withdraw his $80 million from Drysdale's bank and give it to "poverty stricken" England. 200- Something for the Queen The Clampetts invade England again to visit their castle and to give Canada (which they have purchased) to the Queen. 201- War of the Roses Drysdale orders his secretary, Jane, to pose as Queen Elizabeth I, who the Hillbillies think is still England's ruler. 202- Coming Through the Rye Jethro falls for a beautiful Scot, but his hillbilly kin confuse her with her hulking brother in a kilt and think Jethro is crazy. 203- Ghost of Clampett Castle Banker Drysdale arranges for the "ghost" to scare the Clampetts out of their English castle and home to Beverly Hills. 204- Granny Goes to Hooterville Granny plans a trip to Hooterville but gets sidetracked when she thinks that Jed is planning to marry Jane Hathaway. 205- The Italian Cook Jethro hires a cook, a gorgeous Italian girl who cooks masterfully but doesn't know a word of English. 206- The Great Cook-Off Jethro begins dressing and acting like the noblest Roman of them all to win the hand of Maria, the beautiful Italian cook. 207- Bonnie, Flatt, and Scruggs The Hillbillies get to play the part of gangsters when Mr. Drysdale makes a commercial film for his bank. 208- The Thanksgiving Spirit The Hillbillies travel to Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with their friends from "Petticoat Junction" and "Green Acres." 209- The Courtship of Homer Noodleman Banker Drysdale has Dash Riprock pose as farm-boy Homer Noodleman and try to win Elly May. 210- The Hot-Rod Truck Jethro tells Jed and Granny they're no longer "with it" and trades the old family jalopy for a new and powerful hot rod. 211- The Week Before Christmas The Hillbillies head for a Christmas in Hooterville-and a possible wedding for Granny and Sam Drucker. 212- Christmas in Hooterville The Hillbillies spend the Christmas holiday in Hooterville, where Eb courts Elly May and Granny pursues Sam Drucker. 213- Drysdale and Friend Banker Drysdale is jailed for transporting Granny's "white lightnin'" and Elly May's drunken bear in Jethro's truck. 214- Problem Bear Banker Drysdale comes down with the flu, and "doctor" Granny tries to treat him with her moonshine "serum." 215- Jethro the Flesh Peddler Jethro sets himself up in an office in Drysdale's bank as a Hollywood talent agency. 216- Cousin Roy in Movieland Jethro turns down Cousin Roy as a client for his new Hollywood talent agency. 217- Jed Clampett Enterprises Drysdale finally gets a paying tenant for the fifth floor of his bank building--by evicting Jethro and renting it to Jed. 218- The Phantom Fifth Floor A building inspector probes the strangely assorted Clampett enterprises on the fifth floor of Drysdale's bank building. 219- The Hired Gun Banker Drysdale hires troubleshooter Homer Bedloe to evict the Clampetts from his building's fifth floor. 220- The Happy Bank A beautiful secretary at Drysdale's band breaks the heel of her shoe and hobbles to "cobbler" Jed Clampett for a lift. 221- Sam Drucker's Visit Sam Drucker of "Petticoat Junction" wins a trip to Hollywood, and Granny assumes that he's come to marry her. 222- The Guru Jethro reads a book about yoga and decides to become a guru, much to Granny's disgust. 223- The Jogging Clampetts When the Clampetts take up jogging as a hobby, Mr. Drysdale puts on a jogging suit to trot along and seek new business for his bank. 224- Collard Greens an' Fatback The Drysdales sell their mansion to singer Pat Boone who is intrigued by Granny's steaming backyard kettle of hillbilly stew. 225- Back to the Hills The Hillbillies go back to the hills to find Elly May a husband, much to the dismay of banker Drysdale. 226- The Hills of Home The Clampetts arrive in the mountain town of Silver Dollar City, where Granny starts a feud with an old rival, Elverna Bradshaw. 227- Silver Dollar City Fair Granny continues her efforts to get Elly May married, extolling the young girl's virtues to every bachelor she meets. 228- Jane Finds Elly a Man Birdwatcher Jane Hathaway hikes into the woods and finds a man for Elly May. 229- Wedding Plans The Clampetts rehearse for Elly May's wedding to backwoodsman Matthew Templeton, unaware that banker Drysdale wants it stopped. 230- Jed Buys Central Park Elly May's wedding is called off, so Jed plans to buy Central Park and move the family so New York to find another eligible suitor. 231- The Clampetts in New York Con man Shifty Shafer sells the Clampetts Central Park and then unloads on them three other New York landmarks. 232- Manhattan Hillbillies Drysdale and Jane arrive in New York to persuade the Hillbillies to abandon their half-built cabin in Central Park and return home. 233- Home Again Granny insists she doesn't need glasses, although she carries on a conversation with a pet seal, thinking it's Elly's new boyfriend. 234- Shorty Kellems Moves West Shorty Kellems, proprietor of the hotel in Silver Dollar City, sells out and leaves the hills to join the Clampetts in California. 235- Midnight Shorty Drysdale, trying to get Shorty to deposit money in his bank, plies the visiting mountaineer with girls and games. 236- Shorty Go Home Granny uses her shotgun as she punishes Jethro for leading too wild a Hollywood life with Shorty Kellems. 237- The Hero Mrs. Drysdale gives her nephew, who has just left the Air Force, a hero's welcome and a job as vice president in her husband's bank. 238- Our Hero the Banker Mrs. Drysdale's nephew, who possesses a wealth of confidence but no talent, takes over Drysdale's private office at his Beverly Hills Bank. 239- Buzz Bodine, Boy General The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott. 240- The Clampett-Hewes Empire Banker Drysdale eagerly prepares to set up the deal for a new airline formed by Jed and farmer Howard Hewes, mistaking him for famous millionaire Howard Hughes from a phone conversation with Jed. 241- What Happened to Shorty? Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow, Elverna Bradshaw. 242- Marry Me, Shorty The Hillbillies unsuccessfully conspire to get Shorty Kellems married to Elverna Bradshaw. 243- Shorty Spits the Hook Elusive Shorty Kellems gets off the marital hook by convincing his eager bride-to-be that he is an inveterate gambler. 244- Three-Day Reprieve Jed and Shad Heller discover it's a full-time job keeping Shorty Kellems corralled until his marriage to the indomitable Elverna. 245- The Wedding Shorty Kellems again short-circuits fiancée Elverna's wedding plans, this time by marrying Mr. Drysdale's prettiest secretary. 246- Annul That Marriage The Clampetts set up a miniature farm so Shorty's bride Gloria can sample farm life, and soon the exhausted girl is delighted to hear that she's not really married. 247- Hotel for Women The Hillbillies leave Shorty Kellems temporarily in charge of the Clampett mansion, and he turns it into a hotel for single secretaries. 248- Simon Legree Drysdale The Clampett mansion is set up as a hotel for women, and banker Drysdale decides to extort a few dollars from his secretary guests. 249- Honest John Returns The Hillbillies again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan and then returned their money. 250- Honesty is the Best Policy Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains to draw off Los Angeles's smog. 251- The Pollution Solution The Hillbillies plan to go to Washington to give the President their $95 million fortune to help fight air pollution. 252- The Clampetts in Washington The Clampetts arrive in Washington, D.C., to give the President $95 million to help in the fight against smog. 253- Jed Buys the Capitol Shifty Shafer sells Jed the Capitol, the Pentagon, and various other choice pieces of Washington real estate. 254- Mark Templeton Arrives Romance enters Elly May's life in a big way when Navy Lt. Mark Templeton \arrives at the Clampett mansion to pay a visit. 255- Don't Marry a Frogman Granny, convinced that Elly May's Navy frogman boyfriend is actually half-frog, attempts to cure him. 256- Doctor Cure My Frog Granny consults a psychiatrist to give "modern medicine" a chance to keep frogman Mark Templeton from turning into a real frog. 257- Do You Elly Take This Frog Granny takes a sleeping potion and has a nightmare that Elly May marries a giant frog. 258- The Frog Family Granny battles to keep her family out of the swimming pool, convinced that if they get wet, they'll turn into frogs. 259- Farm in the Ocean Frogman Mark Templeton unsuccessfully tries to convince Granny that man's future lies on the ocean floor. 260- Shorty to the Rescue Granny sends back home to the hills for Shorty Kellems to help break up Elly May's romance with Mark. 261- Welcome to the Family Granny thinks Shorty Kellems has turned into a seal because he ignored her warnings about swimming in the Clampett pool. 262- The Great Revelation Granny is finally convinced that Elly May's boyfriend, Mark Templeton, is a human being--not half-frog, as she suspected. 263- The Grunion Invasion Jed, Granny, Elly May, and Jethro man the battlements against an expected invasion of grunion, which they believe to be hostile aliens. 264- The Girls from Grun The Hillbillies, encouraged by Mr. Drysdale, continue to guard the Malibu beach and repel the mythical grunion invaders. 265- The Grun Incident Drysdale's downtrodden bank secretaries organize to fight for better wages and working conditions. 266- Women's Lib Granny and Elly May join the Women's Liberation Movement and leave all household chores to Jed and Jethro with disastrous results. 267- The Teahouse of Jed Clampett The Hillbilly womenfolk leave the Clampett mansion, but Jed and Jethro replace them with a trio of Japanese beauties. 268- The Palace of Clampett San Jed and Jethro enjoy an idyllic interval of living like Oriental potentates, waited on hand and foot by three lovely Japanese women. 269- Lib and Let Lib Granny and Elly, assured of their equal rights, return to the Clampett mansion. 270- Elly, the Working Girl Elly May gets a job at Mr. Drysdale's Commerce Bank and moves into Jane Hathaway's apartment. 271- Elly, the Secretary Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit, not knowing she has become a beauty contest winner. 272- Love Finds Jane Hathaway Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and uses Miss Jane to get to Elly May. 273- The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty A fortune-hunting young man decides to marry into the Hillbilly family. 274- Jethro Returns Jane Hathaway learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who would like to marry Elly May and her family's millions.