EPISODE GUIDE
1 - Munster Masquerade
Marilyn's boyfriend invites Marilyn and her family to a masquerade party.
Marilyn goes as Priscilla and her boyfriend goes as John Alden, while Lily
is Little Bo Peep, Grandpa is Napoleon, and Herman is King Arthur in a suit
of shining armor. The boyfriend's father, who is dressed up like Frankenstein's
monster, is insulted when Herman compliments him for attending without a
costume. But Lily is insulted when Herman wins the prize for wearing a costume
under his costume. Mabel Albertson guest-stars as Mrs. Agnes Daly.
2 - My Fair Munster
Concerned over Marilyn's difficulty in keeping boyfriends, Grandpa conjures
up a love potion designed to make the opposite sex fall madly for anyone
who sets their eyes on her. Grandpa secretly slips the potion into
Marilyn's oatmeal, but since Marilyn has no time to eat breakfast, Lily mixes
her serving back into the pot from which she serves the rest of her family.
In due course Lily attracts the affections of the mailman; the next-door
neighbor suddenly has eyes for Herman; and Eddie is chased home by a flock
of hysterically amorous schoolgirls. John Fiedler guest-stars as the Mailman.
3 - A Walk on the Mild Side
The only thing that will cure Herman's insomnia is a late-night walk in the
park. But Lily is concerned about a fiendish monster who has been sighted
in that vicinity and wants Herman to stay at home. She doesn't realize that
the "monster" terrorizing the town of Mockingbird Heights is, in fact, Herman.
4 - Rock-A-Bye Munster
Herman and Grandpa eavesdrop on Lily and Marilyn and get the false impression
that Lily is pregnant. The truth is that the playmate she's expecting for
Eddie is Dr. Dudley's son Elmer, who will be staying with the Munsters while
the Dudleys are on vacation. Guest stars: Paul Lynde as Dr. Dudley and Sid
Melton as Diamond Jim.
5 - Pike's Pique
The city's gas department wants to run a pipeline 25 feet under the Munsters'
house. Unfortunately, at that level it runs straight into Grandpa's dungeon
laboratory. When the workers get freaked by Herman and Grandpa's appearance,
the head of the department, Mr. Pike, thinks these are scare tactics to drive
up the price of doing construction on this private property. He decides to
pay the Munsters a visit to negotiate. Guest stars: Richard Deacon as Borden
T. Pike and Pat Harrington as Sonny Harkness.
6 - Lo-Cal Munster
Herman wants to attend a reunion of his army buddies, but he can't fit into
his uniform. Though Lily doesn't want him to leave her alone, she strikes
a deal. If Herman can lose enough weight to fit into the uniform, she'll
let him go. Herman immediately goes on a starvation diet, but a TV commercial
about food makes him lose control. Paul Lynde guest-stars as Dr. Dudley.
7 - Tin Can Man
Thanks to the recommendation of an investigator from the Board of Education,
Eddie is in danger of being expelled from school. His only chance to prevent
this is to make a great science project for the school's Science Fair - so
Grandpa helps him to construct a robot. When Herman is mistaken for the robot,
Eddie wins first prize and gets to stay in school.
8 - Herman the Great
Herman becomes a professional wrestler, The Masked Marvel, after he demonstrates
his superhuman strength to a friend of Eddie's who is the son of a pro wrestling
manager. Herman figures he can use the extra cash from his bouts to
pay for Eddie's college education. However, Herman's kind nature and gullibility
allow his opponents to take advantage of him.
9 - Knock Wood, Here Comes Charlie
Herman's twin brother Charlie, a fast-talking con artist, comes to town and
ends up staying at the Munster home against Herman's wishes. Charlie claims
to have an invention that extracts uranium from seawater, and he's looking
for an investor. Herman's fear that this is a crooked scheme to get at Lily's
inheritance turns out to be correct. Mike Mazurki guest-stars as Knuckles.
10 - Autumn Croakus
Feeling lonely and depressed, Grandpa contacts a matrimonial agency that
promises to find him a mate. The agency sends over an attractive elderly
woman who finds the old man charming. It turns out that she's the Black Widow:
she makes her living marrying her suitors, getting them to sign a life insurance
policy naming her as beneficiary, and then murdering them. Guest star: Neil
Hamilton as Malcolm.
11 - The Midnight Ride of Herman Munster
Herman falls asleep in the back of his car, leaving the keys in the ignition.
The car is then stolen by a couple of bank robbers who are not aware that
Herman is lying in the back seat. When Herman awakens he wanders into their
hideout and is mistaken for Big Louie, a gang member who has taken twenty
years of beatings in the boxing ring. Herman winds up as an accomplice in
a heist. Guest-stars Maxie Rosenbloom as Big Louie.
12 - Sleeping Cutie
In an attempt to give Marilyn an insomnia cure, Grandpa accidentally gives
her a Sleeping Beauty potion instead. Now Marilyn won't wake up unless she
is kissed by a prince. Lily and Herman advertise for a prince in the classified
section of the newspaper, but this only attracts a couple of out-of-work
actors. Meanwhile, Grandpa is negotiating with an oil company for the rights
to use his magic pill that turns water into gasoline. Guest star: Gavin MacLeod
as Paul Newmar.
13 - Family Portrait
The Munsters have been chosen by Event Magazine as the average American family.
Grandpa is insulted by being labeled "average." He disappears, jeopardizing
the family's photo opportunity and the substantial prize money that accompanies
it. When a journalist and photographer arrive at the Munster home, Herman
and Lily mistake them for burglars. This is the last episode with Beverly
Owen as Marilyn. Guest star: Harvey Korman as Lennie Bates.
14 - Grandpa Leaves Home
Grandpa feels neglected and decides to depart the Munster clan. At first
Lily and Herman believe this is just a ploy to get attention and they let
the old man leave, expecting he'll soon come slinking back. Shortly afterwards,
they begin to miss him and try to track him down. They discover he's doing
a magic act at a local nightclub. This is the first episode with Pat Priest
as Marilyn.
15 - Herman's Rival
Lily is under the impression that Herman has lost all his savings through
a bad investment - when in fact he lent it to her brother, the Wolf Man.
She decides to restore the family's funds by taking a palm-reading job in
a tea room. In a plot twist that recalls a classic episode of THE HONEYMOONERS,
Grandpa and Herman suspect that Lily is sneaking out of the house to have
a love affair.
16 - Grandpa's Call of the Wild
Herman takes the family on a camping trip in a national park. After a dinner
by the campfire, Grandpa hears the howls of the wolves and reminisces about
his days in the old country. The next morning, Grandpa is missing. Lily realizes
that he changed himself into a wolf to roam the woods with his canine friends.
When she hears a news report about the capture of a rare Transylvanian wolf,
Lily goes to the authorities to reclaim her father.
17 - All-Star Munster
Herman goes to the dean's office of Marilyn's college to straighten out a
tuition matter. In searching for the office, he accidentally wanders into
the gym and is mistaken for a student basketball star who is expected for
a tryout. Herman astounds the coach with his superhuman abilities and is
offered a contract to play for the college team. Pat Buttram guest-stars
as the Coach.
18 - If a Martian Answers, Hang Up
When Herman fools around with a ham radio in Grandpa's dungeon, he thinks
he's contacted Martians. In fact, he's speaking to two kids who are fooling
around with walkie-talkies and just pretending to be Martians. The kids think
Herman is also a kid, and a stupid one too. Herbert Rudley guest-stars as
Captain Halbert.
19 - Eddie's Nickname
Eddie wants to quit school because all the kids there call him Shorty. Grandpa
comes to the rescue by fixing a potion guaranteed to make Eddie grow six
inches overnight. Instead, the potion causes the young Munster to grow a
full beard and mustache. Paul Lynde guest-stars as Dr. Dudley.
20 - Bats of a Feather
Eddie needs an impressive pet to take to the school pet fair, but Spot, the
fire-breathing monster, is too shy to come out of hiding. Eddie decides to
take Igor the bat, but Igor gets insulted by one of Herman's wisecracks and
flies away. Without Eddie's knowledge, Grandpa changes himself into a bat
to impersonate Igor. This causes trouble when Eddie trades Grandpa to another
student whose father wants to send him to outer space on a scientific mission.
Alvy Moore of "Green Acres" guest-stars as the Laboratory Scientist.
21 - Don't Bank on Herman
When Herman and Grandpa go to the bank to make a withdrawal, they are mistaken
for bank robbers and handed eighteen thousand dollars in cash. When Herman
gets home and realizes the wrong he's committed, he can't rest until he returns
the money. On trying to bring it back in the middle of the night, Herman
and Grandpa wind up locked in the bank's vault.
22 - Dance With Me, Herman
In order to accompany Marilyn to her school dance, Herman decides to take
up dancing lessons. He goes to Happy Havemeyer's Dancing School, where he
is suckered into signing a ten-year contract for 1500 lessons. Herman is
under the misguided impression that he is going to become a dancing instructor
for the school. Don Rickles guest-stars as Happy Havemeyer.
23 - Follow That Munster
Herman sneaks out each night in order to practice becoming a real detective.
Lily suspects he's having an affair with another woman and hires the same
detective agency Herman is working for to have Herman followed. In an existential
plot twist worthy of Camus, Herman gets the assignment to follow himself.
24 - Love Locked Out
After Herman attends an office party that goes on until the wee hours of
the morning, Lily locks Herman out of their bedroom and makes him sleep on
the sofa. When they are unable to reconcile, Lily and Herman each see a marriage
counselor independently.
25 - Come Back, Little Googie
Grandpa is under the impression that he's turned Eddie's friend Googie into
a monkey. The truth is that the little boy is hiding to fool the Munsters.
Billy Mumy guest-stars as Googie.
26 - Far-Out Munsters
The Standells, a rock group from Hollywood, are in town for a club appearance.
They want a secluded place to stay in order to escape from their screaming
teenage fans. Their manager pays an exorbitant fee to the Munsters to use
their house for the weekend. The Munsters pack up and relocate to a hotel,
but they can't get adjusted to its cleanliness and normality. When they arrive
home prematurely, they find The Standells singing, "I Want to Hold Your Hand,"
and throwing a wild party filled with far-out beatniks and hipsters. The
Munsters are initially shocked, but soon find that they fit in with these
freaky people - who never once question their unusual appearance. Guest stars:
The Standells as themselves and Zalman King as the Man With Beard.
27 - Munsters on the Move
In order to accept a promotion, Herman has to shuffle his family off to Buffalo.
Eddie, who happens to be doing great on the baseball team, throws a temper
tantrum. Since Grandpa has already sold the house to a wrecking company,
the Munsters have no choice but to wage war.
28 - Movie Star Munster
A pair of con artists want to stage a phony accident as an insurance company
scam. All they need is someone to play the part of the victim - preferably
a big stupid guy with a face that looks as if it's been in an accident. When
they stumble upon Herman, they realize they've found the perfect patsy. Posing
as a couple of movie producers, they get him to sign an accident policy by
pretending it's a movie contract for a remake of DOUBLE INDEMNITY. As the
crooks devise various ways to kill off their leading man, Herman becomes
a prima donna. Jesse White guest-stars as J.R. Finlatter.
29 - Herman the Rookie
Leo Durocher, manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers, needs a power hitter for
his team. When he gets conked on the head by one of Herman's line drives
from seven blocks away, he believes he has his man. He tracks Herman down
and asks him to try out for the team. After Herman demonstrates his powerful
force as a batter, Durocher comments: "I don't know whether to sign him with
the Dodgers or send him to Vietnam." Leo Durocher guest-stars as himself.
30 - Country Club Munster
The Munsters win a membership to the highly exclusive Mockingbird Heights
Country Club. The membership board wants to get a close look at the family
to see if they measure up to their standards, so they invite Lily and Grandpa
to a fashion show. Meanwhile, Herman is invited to play golf. While Lily
and Grandpa stand out like a couple of freaks, Herman sends golf balls soaring
like missiles and wreaks havoc on the putting green. Afterwards, the Munsters
decide that the club doesn't meet their own standards.
31 - Love Comes to Mockingbird Heights
The Munsters receive $180,000 in gold doubloons from Uncle Gilbert in
Transylvania. When their bank's assistant manager arrives to pick up the
money for deposit, he instantly falls in love with Marilyn. Grandpa and Lily
do their best to encourage the romance, not realizing that this gentleman
is only after Marilyn for her doubloons.
32 - Mummy Munster
Herman arranges to meet Marilyn at the natural history museum. But he
accidentally gets himself locked inside an Egyptian sarcophagus, whereupon
a sleeping pill he swallowed earlier takes effect. A pair of museum curators
open the box the next day and mistake the sleeping Herman for an ancient
mummy. When Lily reads about their supposed scientific discovery in the
newspaper, she goes to the museum and requests that the curators put Herman
in a cab and send him home as soon as he wakes up. Guest stars: Philip Ober
as Dr. Wilkerson and Pat Harrington as Mr. Thatcher.
33 - Lily Munster, Girl Model
Fearing that she is not useful around the house, Lily searches for a job.
She eventually lands a position as a fashion model, causing Herman to become
wildly jealous as he entertains fantasies about the suave men she's liable
to mingle with. With Grandpa's help, Herman transforms himself into a swinging
playboy. Grandpa poses as his beautiful blonde girlfriend. Guest star: Roger
C. Carmel.
34 - Munster the Magnificent
Eddie volunteers Herman as a performer for his school's Talent Night. Since
Herman has no discernible talent, Grandpa conjures up a pair of magic ballet
shoes that will transform whoever wears them into a gifted dancer. But Herman
is uneasy about strapping on this footwear. Fortunately, Eddie already has
him billed as the world's greatest magician. Guest star: Dave Ketchum.
35 - Herman's Happy Valley
Herman purchases ten acres in Happy Holiday Valley through a magazine ad.
It turns out to be a patch of wasteland in a broken-down ghost town, so the
Munsters absolutely adore it. This makes things difficult for the fly-by-night
salespeople who get a better offer for the property and want to buy it back.
36 - Hot Rod Herman
Eddie, under the impression that his father is the greatest driver in the
world, volunteers Herman in a drag-strip competition. After souping up the
Munster Koach and dressing up like Marlon Brando in his Wild One days, Herman
loses his car in a drag race. In a rematch, Grandpa races in the Dragula,
a motorized coffin on wheels.
37 - Herman's Raise
Egged on by Lily, Herman demands a raise from his boss Mr. Gateman. He is
promptly fired. Herman is afraid of Lily's reaction, so he pretends that
he is still going to work when in fact he is searching for employment. He
gets fired from a number of blue-collar jobs - including one at a Chinese
laundry, where he wreaks total slapstick chaos. Guest stars: John Carradine
as Mr. Gateman and Benny Rubin as Tom Fong.
38 - Yes, Galen, There Is a Herman
Herman saves the life of a young boy, Galen Livingston Stewart, by bending
the bars his head is stuck between. They immediately become close friends.
The only problem is that Galen's parents think Uncle Herman is a figment
of the boy's imagination. They take him to a psychiatrist, played by Harvey
Korman with a broad German accent. Guest stars: Brian Nash as Galen Livingston
Stewart, and Harvey Korman as Dr. Leinbach.
39- Herman's Child Psychology
Eddie is upset that his family does not treat him cruelly because he thinks
this means they don't care about him. When Eddie decides to run away from
home, Herman employs a little child psychology, which naturally backfires.
Various circumstances eventually lead to Herman's getting involved with a
dancing bear.
40 - Herman the Master Spy
In this Cold War episode, a Russian fishing trawler picks up a scuba-diving
Herman in its haul of fish and mistakes him for the missing link. The crew
members report their find to Moscow, claiming it puts the Soviets ahead in
the "missing link race." The response from the Commissar is that Herman is
an American spy.
41 - Bronco-Bustin' Munster
In yet another example of Eddie's misguided regard for his father's natural
abilities, the young Munster enters Herman's name in the bucking bronco contest
at the local rodeo. Lily is unable to talk Herman out of such a dangerous
task: he is intent on being a hero to his son in spite of the fact that he's
scared stiff. Meanwhile, the promoters plan to have Herman ride a horse that
is guaranteed to break every bone in his body.
42 - Herman Munster, Shutterbug
Herman takes up amateur photography and accidentally snaps a picture of two
men making their escape from a bank robbery. Herman has visions of getting
a big reward for his evidence, but the bank robbers track him down and decide
to hole up with the Munsters until the heat is off. This episode revisits
the show's recurrent fascination with criminality, especially bank robberies.
43 - Herman, Coach of the Year
When Eddie is called Lead Foot by the other kids on his track team, Herman
offers to become his athletic coach. While demonstrating his out-of-this-world
prowess in shot put, discus-throwing and pole-vaulting, Herman causes untold
destruction and makes a fool of himself. Grandpa decides to come to the rescue
by creating a magic speed pill that will make Eddie a champion runner. Emmaline
Henry guest-stars as The Wife.
44 - Happy 100th Anniversary
Herman and Lily want to buy each other an elaborate gift for their 100th
Anniversary. Without telling each other, they both take night jobs as ship
welders. Since the job requires them to wear protective helmets that conceal
their faces, they don't realize whom they're dealing with when they start
flirting with each other. Guest stars: Vinton Hayworth as the Bank Manager
and Foster Brooks as the Admiral.
45 - Operation Herman
When Herman visits the hospital to see Eddie, who is having his tonsils out,
he is mistaken for an accident victim and is immediately given a dose of
laughing gas. Grandpa rescues him and brings him home, where Lily assumes
that Herman has been drinking.
46 - Lily's Star Boarder
Herman becomes insanely jealous of Chester, a mysterious boarder whom Lily
has bought into the household in yet another of her schemes to acquire a
little extra cash. After searching Chester's room, Herman concludes that
he's a gangster. In fact, he is a lieutenant in the police department.
47 - John Doe Munster
A 300-pound safe drops on Herman's head, causing him to develop amnesia.
In order to get him released into her custody, Lily petitions the court to
adopt Herman as her son. Until he restores his memory, he is treated as Eddie's
brother John.
48 - A Man for Marilyn
To provide poor, unfortunate Marilyn with a future husband, Grandpa tries
to turn a frog into a prince. Conveniently, he chooses a nearsighted frog
who won't be put off by Marilyn's hideous looks. Not realizing that the potion
has failed, Grandpa and Herman mistake a passing stranger for their princely
frog.
49 - Herman's Driving Test
Herman gets promoted to hearse driver and has to renew his driver's license.
This requires him to take a road test, which he fails. Grandpa convinces
him that he'd have better luck taking the test in a one-horse town. He turns
out to be extremely correct.
50 - Will Success Spoil Herman Munster?
Eddie borrows a tape recorder belonging to the disc-jockey father of one
of his friends. Herman records a version of DRY BONES, accompanying himself
on the guitar. The following day, the disc jockey plays the song on his radio
show - and it becomes an instant hit. Herman identifies himself as the mystery
singer and quickly turns into an egomaniacal would-be celebrity. Grandpa
comes to the rescue with his Nothin' Muffins. Gary Owens guest-stars as the
Disc Jockey.
51 - Underground Munster
The Munsters' pet Spot runs away from home and is mistaken for a dangerous
monster when he is sighted in the sewer. When Herman goes down the manhole
to search for Spot, he too is mistaken for a dangerous monster. The Mayor
vows to rid the city of these menaces by using TNT.
52 - The Treasure of Mockingbird Heights
While searching for a fuse box in the dungeon, Herman and Grandpa discover
a secret chamber and a clue to the pirate treasure hidden on the Munsters'
property.
53 - Herman's Peace Offensive
Herman advises Eddie to turn the other cheek when he gets pushed around by
a bully. Shortly thereafter, Herman is the victim of a practical joke at
work. Grandpa takes the situation in hand by teaching both Eddie and Herman
how to box.
54 - Herman Picks a Winner
Herman tries to teach Eddie a lesson about the folly of gambling: he takes
the money in Eddie's piggy bank and bets it on a long shot at the racetrack.
When the horse comes in a winner, it ruins the point of Herman's lesson and
leads to his entanglement with organized crime. Guest stars: Charlie Callas
as Lefty and Barton MacLane as Big Roy.
55 - Just Another Pretty Face
Herman is struck in the head by a bolt of lightning from one of Grandpa's
experiments. It causes him to become so disfigured that he ends up resembling
the actor Fred Gwynne from CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOU? Lily hopes to restore Herman's
old face with plastic surgery. Dom DeLuise guest-stars as Dr. Dudley.
56 - Big Heap Herman
The Munsters are heading for a vacation in Buffalo Valley when Herman gets
off for a rest stop at Indian Flats. He wanders into the village of an Indian
tribe that specializes in luring the tourist trade. The tribe's eldest member
mistakes Herman for an ancient spirit leader.
57 - The Most Beautiful Ghoul in the World
With inheritance money from Cousin Wolverine, Grandpa and Herman develop
aninvention for transporting an electrical current without wires. Lily and
Marilyn use the rest of the money to operate their own beauty salon. Both
endeavors turn out to be disasters, causing various parties to take legal
action.
58 - Grandpa's Lost Wife
A lady in Sioux City, Iowa, has placed an advertisement offering a reward
for the return of her lost husband, who is Grandpa. Grandpa claims to have
never seen this woman before in his life - but when he discovers that she's
filthy rich, he's ready to sign an affidavit stating that she is his spouse.
59 - The Fregosi Emerald
Eddie gives Marilyn a ring he found in the attic as a birthday present. Grandpa
recognizes it as the Fregosi Emerald, a centuries-old ring with a Transylvanian
curse. Herman doesn't believe in such a silly superstition; he is intent
on proving that the ring does not bring about bad luck. He quickly regrets
trying to do this.
60 - Zombo
Eddie, an avid fan of ghoulish TV host Zombo, becomes the winner of the "Why
I Like Zombo Contest" and gets to be on the Zombo show. Herman becomes jealous
of Eddie's new hero and wants to appear equally outlandish. But his efforts
to impress his son fail. Eddie eventually learns that Zombo is not a real
person but a phony character played by an actor. Louis Nye guest-stars as
Zombo.
61 - Cyrano de Munster
After Herman has his poetry published in The Mortician Monthly, a shy coworker
named Clyde asks him to compose love letters to help him attract the attention
of a young lady he's fallen for. Herman obliges, but soon Lily discovers
samples of this mushy writing and becomes suspicious. After a re-enactment
of the "hiding in the bushes" scene from CYRANO DE BERGERAC, the object of
Clyde's desire falls for Herman. Meanwhile, Herman mistakenly suspects that
Clyde's object of desire is Lily.
62 - The Musician
Grandpa's magic transforms Eddie from a rotten trumpet player into a classical
music virtuoso. But when he needs to duplicate the potion for a command
performance for Herman's boss, Grandpa can't remember the exact formula.
Eddie is accidentally turned into a jazz-playing, jive-talking hipster. John
Carradine guest-stars as Mr. Gateman.
63 - Prehistoric Munster
Herman has his ego flattered twice by his family. First, Eddie wants to enter
him in the Father of the Year Contest. Next, Marilyn wants to sculpt a clay
bust in his likeness. When she tells her art professor that the sculpture
represents a living person, he plans to make a bundle from his discovery
of a missing link. Herman is summoned to his office for an examination, but
he's under the impression he's about to receive an award and a bunch of neat
prizes. Guest stars: Harvey Korman as Professor Gearhart von Fagenspahen
and George Petrie as Professor Hansen.
64 - A Visit From Johann
Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV from Germany visits Mockingbird Heights and brings
with him Johann, Herman's look-alike cousin. Johann is quite primitive and
behaves like the Frankenstein monster from the movies. It is up to Herman
to try to civilize him and teach him English. Lily is not informed of this;
mistaking Johann for Herman, she takes him away for a romantic weekend getaway.
65 - Eddie's Brother
Eddie longs for the companionship of a younger brother, so Grandpa builds
him a robot named Boris. Eddie becomes resentful of this silent, mechanical
boy who is so considerate and well-behaved that he garners all of Herman's
attention and admiration.
66 - Herman the Tire Kicker
Herman buys a convertible for Marilyn from a fly-by-night used-car dealer
named Fair Deal Dan. Once he gets it home, it explodes into a piece of junk.
Herman later finds out that the car is a stolen piece of junk when he is
placed under arrest. Frank Gorshin guest-stars as Fair Deal Dan.
67 - A House Divided
A massive argument erupts between Grandpa and Herman after Herman accidentally
destroys a go-cart the two of them constructed for Eddie. Since Grandpa claims
to own half of the house, Herman draws a white line down its center and insists
that Grandpa remain on his side of the line.
68 - Herman's Sorority Caper
To cure Herman of his hiccoughs, Grandpa puts him into a trance with the
Transylvanian Brain Freeze. Meanwhile, a couple of fraternity pledges are
sent to spend a night in the Munster house as part of their initiation. Thinking
that sleeping Herman is a dummy, they bring him to a sorority house, where
he awakens from his trance. Guest-stars Bonnie Franklin as Janice and Ken
Osmond as John.
69 - Herman's Lawsuit
Herman is struck by a car. He isn't hurt, but the car that struck him is
totalled. The uninjured driver assumes she has disfigured Herman, and her
attorney suggests that she try to settle with him for ten thousand dollars.
When Herman receives the offer, he wrongly assumes that this is the amount
he owes for the damage he caused to the car. He runs away from home rather
than face the problem of financial ruin for his family.
70 - A Visit From the Teacher
When Eddie reads a school composition entitled "My Parents - An Average American
Family" to his class, his teacher believes the boy is exhibiting symptoms
of an overactive imagination. The school principal suggests that Eddie's
wild exaggerations might be motivated by an underprivileged home life. It
is decided that a visit to the Munster home is in order.