EPISODE GUIDE
1- The Laundry Orgy
Oscar and Felix conspire to break up a poker game so they can go out with the Pigeon
sisters. Oscar is amazed when Felix suggests they take the girls downstairs to do the
laundry.
2- The Flight of the Felix
Felix is challenged to a fight by a hockey player who thinks Felix is flirting with his
girlfriend.
3- Felix Gets Sick
When Felix gets sick, he ruins Oscar's plans for a romantic evening with a stewardess.
Oscar gets Felix to agree to stay out of sight, but while Oscar is entertaining, Felix crawls
past them to get to the medicine cabinet.
4- The Jury Story
While on jury duty, Felix tells the story of how he and Oscar first met. On learning that the
man they helped send to jail has been released, Felix recalls the trouble he had when the
jury was locked up.
5- The Break Up
In the throes of a hangover, Oscar tosses Felix out, sending him off in an adventure to find
new living quarters.
6- Oscar's Ulcer
Oscar develops an ulcer and blames Felix.
7- I Do, I Don't
Felix settles a dispute between a young couple who don't realize how much they really love
each other.
8- Oscar, the Model
Felix asks Oscar to pose for a layout advertising a new men's cologne but soon realizes that
Oscar has no talent.
9- The Big Brothers
Felix volunteers Oscar to be a big brother to a fatherless boy. The boy is indifferent to the
cultural program Felix has planned, and fascinated by sloppy Oscar and his hobbies and
habits.
10- It's All Over Now, Baby Bird
Felix's pet parrot dies, leaving him and Oscar with the trouble of disposing of the dead bird.
But when the costs keep escalating, he puts his foot down.
11- Felix Is Missing
While Felix is away on a photo assignment, Oscar thinks he has been killed. Finally, the
police enter the picture and Oscar is suspected of foul play.
12- Scrooge Gets an Oscar
After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar dreams his own version
of "A Christmas Carol."
13- The Black Out
Felix suspects Oscar has stolen $50 from their weekly poker game.
14- They Use Horseradish, Don't They?
Felix is unable to use his arms because of a nerve condition and can only prepare his classic
entree--a beautiful roast beef--with the help of clumsy Oscar.
15- The Hideaway
Oscar prevents an Alaskan college football player from being corrupted by professional
football.
16- Lovers Don't Make House Calls
When Felix gets sick, Oscar develops a crush on the pretty woman doctor who makes a
house call.
17- Engrave Trouble
Felix tries to make up with Gloria by having a watch re-engraved for their anniversary, but
the watch is stolen. Michael Constantine ("Room 222") guest-stars.
18- Bunny Is Missing Down By the Lake
A disastrous rainy weekend in a mountain cabin ends with Oscar playing mother to three
little girls while Felix pouts over his ex-wife.
19- You've Come a Long Way Baby
Felix brings home an abandoned Chinese baby on the eve of an important sports awards
dinner.
20- A Taste of Money
Felix and Oscar turn detective to find out where Philip, the kid next door, got his hands on
two thousand dollars.
21- Oscar's New Life
Oscar is fired from his job as a sportswriter and gets a new job as a writer for "Harem" (a
girlie magazine). This is the only episode of the series that doesn't have a laugh track.
22- What Makes Felix Run
Felix tries to reform after his finicky ways ruin an evening with Gloria; we see his
childhood through flashbacks.
23- What Does a Naked Lady Say to You?
Felix doesn't know that his girlfriend is an actress in a nude play.
24- Trapped
Oscar and Nancy find themselves locked in a basement, unable to attend a costume ball.
25- Natural Childbirth
Oscar's pregnant niece arrives at the apartment and proclaims that she wants to have her
baby by natural childbirth. Felix agrees, but Oscar doesn't.
26- Felix's Wife's Boyfriend
Nancy's visiting brother Ray drives Felix insane with jealousy when he begins dating
Gloria.
27- Hospital Mates
Felix and Oscar both check into the hospital for minor operations.
28- Sleepwalker
Oscar becomes a sleepwalker bent on braining Felix every night while he sleeps.
29- A Grave for Felix
Felix selects a cemetery plot and entrusts Oscar with the money, only to find that he has
gambled it away on a horse.
30- Felix, the Calypso Singer
Oscar, Felix and Nancy all spend their vacation together in Jacaloma, a Caribbean tourist
trap.
31- Murray, the Fink
After being taunted by Oscar for being soft, Murray arrests his poker pals for gambling.
32- Does Your Mother Know You're Out, Rigoletto
Felix's amateur opera company needs a "Rigoletto" for its yearly production. So, Oscar
gets opera star Richard Fredericks for Felix.
33- Fat Farm
Oscar discovers he is in poor physical condition and reluctantly goes along with Felix for a
two-week visit to a health farm.
34- The Odd Couple Meet Their Host
Oscar and Felix both appear on a popular talk show hosted by David Steinberg.
35- Win One for Felix
Hoping to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach for the football team.
36- Being Divorced Is Never Having to Say I Do
When Oscar's ex-wife Blanche is about to remarry, Felix interjects and breaks up the
nuptials.
37- Surprise! Surprise!
Oscar upsets Felix's plans for his daughter Edna's birthday party by planning a poker party
for the same day.
38- And Leave the Greyhound to Us
In a poker game, Oscar wins a greyhound racing dog; Felix wants to pamper it, but Oscar
wants to race it.
39- Security Arms
After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving to a high security building.
40- Speak for Yourself
In flashbacks, Oscar tells the story of how Felix first met Gloria.
41- You Saved My Life
Oscar saves Felix's life, then pays the penalty as Felix shows that too much gratitude can be
very annoying.
42- Where's Grandpa?
Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his insane jealousy, takes up
residence with Oscar.
43- Partner's Investment
Felix invests in a Japanese restaurant, but finds himself in trouble when he ends up doing
all of the cooking.
44- A Night to Dismember
At a get-together, Felix, Oscar and Blanche recount different stories of what led to Oscar's
divorce on New Year's Eve.
45- Good, Bad Boy
Felix talks Oscar into being a big brother to a young hoodlum who takes a fancy to Edna.
46- Oscar's Promotion
Oscar hires Felix to organize an international wrestling match, but Felix advises the Chinese
wrestler to retire.
47- Psychic, Shmycic
Felix may have psychic ability when he tells Oscar he is going to be the victim of a
strangler when he attends an awards dinner in his honor.
48- Gloria, Hallelujah
When Oscar's computer date turns out to be Gloria, Felix sets out to prove that he is a
superior man devoid of jealousy.
49- Big Mouth
Oscar starts a fight with Howard Cosell, whom Felix is photographing for an ad.
50- The Princess
Oscar falls in love with a princess.
51- The Pen Is Mightier Than the Pencil
Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative writing class of fraudulent advertising, but has
second thoughts when the director says he'll sell Felix's material or refund his tuition.
52- The Odd Monks
Oscar and Felix visit a monastery to escape the pressures of their lives.
53- I'm Dying of Unger
Oscar gets deadline jitters after committing himself to writing a book. After Oscar blows
the $1,000 advance on the book, Felix convinces him that all he needs in order to write is a
change of atmosphere.
54- The Odd Couples
Oscar tries to cover up his divorce from his visiting mother by moving Felix out and ex-
wife Blanche in. Mrs. Madison is supersensitive about divorce and decides that Oscar and
Blanche are the ideal couple.
55- Felix's First Commercial
Felix directs his first television commercial, which almost ends in disaster.
56- The First Baby
Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix has been banned from Midtown Memorial
Hospital ever since his daughter's birth.
57- Oscar's Birthday
Felix plans a surprise birthday party for Oscar with a "This Is Your Life" theme involving
Oscar's friends, past and present. Oscar loathes birthday parties.
58- Password
Allen Ludden invites Oscar to be a celebrity contestant on his ABC show, and eager Felix
persuades him to accept the offer and to take him along as his partner. Allen Ludden and
Betty White guest-star.
59- The Odd Father
Felix turns to Oscar for help after complaining he no longer can "communicate" with his
daughter. Felix decides to learn something about his daughter Edna's prevailing interest--
baseball--to establish a rapport with her.
60- Don't Believe in Roomers
Oscar and Felix befriend a girl named Lucas. Felix finds Oscar moonlighting as a cook
after Oscar gambles away the money Felix gave him to buy season tickets for his client.
61- Sometimes a Great Ocean
When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both
good.
62- I Gotta Be Me
After driving each other to near distraction, Felix and Oscar attend a group therapy session.
Then, at the suggestion of the attending psychiatrist, they attempt a therapy technique
called role reversal, designed for two people who can't get along.
63- The Ides of April
When Felix is called in by the IRS on a minor matter, he protests that his returns are
always perfect. By contrast, he says, his roommate doesn't care what he sends in. Soon
after, Oscar is summoned by the IRS to explain his convoluted returns.
64- Myrna's Debut
Felix persuades Oscar to release his secretary, Myrna, so she can have her fling at a
showbiz career.
65- The Hustler
Oscar sets the stage for an evening of gaming, complete with equipment and invited
gamblers. The house is well ahead until one of the players gets lucky at roulette and takes it
for everything it has.
66- My Strife in Court
Oscar receives four tickets to a hit Broadway show and invites Felix and Miriam to be his
guests, planning to get a date for himself. But when he is unable to find a girl, he gives
Felix the extra ticket.
67- Let's Make a Deal
After burning a hole in Felix's bed, Oscar despairs of raising the money for a new one. But
a poker session with his old college friend, Monty Hall, leads to an idea.
68- The Oddyssey Couple
When Oscar's mother fears for her son's social life, Felix finds him an old-fashioned Greek
girlfriend. Mrs. Madison has great expectations when Oscar invites her to join him and
Felix at a Greek restaurant to meet Helen Damascus en famille.
69- Take My Furniture, Please
When Felix does a photo layout on far-out furniture, the manufacturer offers to sell him
everything at cost. Accepting, Felix recruits Murray the cop to help decorate the apartment
before refurbishing, a project which sends the disorderly Oscar into a rage.
70- The Murray Who Came to Dinner
When Murray's wife throws him out, he moves in with Felix and Oscar and eventually
drives them crazy.
71- Gloria Moves In
Oscar is put out when Felix invites his former wife, Gloria, to share the apartment while
her house is being painted. Oscar and his poker-playing friends check into a hotel for a
game. Felix pays the tab, thinking that being alone with Gloria for a while may lead to a
reconciliation.
72- Last Tango in Newark
Felix and Oscar become involved with Edward Villella, premier danseur of the New York
City Ballet, when he volunteers to play a role in the classic ballet "Swan Lake" performed
by a class of young girls.
73- Odd Decathlon
Felix and Oscar decide to hold their own decathlon to determine who's in better physical
condition.
74- That Was No Lady
Felix's latest girlfriend turns out to be the wife of a very large and jealous football player.
75- The Odd Holiday
Felix reveals how he destroyed his own marriage by trying to save Oscar's.
76- The New Car
Felix and Oscar share ownership of a new car, multiplying their differences. Complications
arise when Oscar wants to sell the car and Felix refuses.
77- That Is the Army, Mrs. Madison
Felix reveals, in flashback, the hectic events leading up to Oscar's marriage when both were
in the Army Reserve. In the flashback, Oscar proposes to Blanche on the telephone while
doing a two-week stint in the service.
78- The Songwriter
Felix is inspired to write a song for Oscar's girlfriend's (Jaye P. Morgan) nightclub act.
Oscar brings a tape of the song to his friend, Wolfman Jack, for his professional opinion.
79- Felix Directs
Felix directs a movie built around Oscar's day-to-day activities. A professional producer
offers to incorporate all of Felix's footage into his own movie and Oscar becomes an
"actor" in a film--co-starring a sexpot stewardess.
80- The Pig Who Came to Dinner
Oscar loses the lease on the apartment in a series of bets with male chauvinist hustler
Bobby Riggs. Felix appeals to Bobby for a chance to make good on Oscar's losses, and
Bobby agrees to play Oscar and Felix in a ping-pong match. Billie Jean King guest-stars.
81- Maid for Each Other
Oscar is forced to rest at home after an ulcer attack. Offered a choice of two housekeepers
brought in by Felix, Oscar opts for the more attractive one. Felix then hires a third
applicant, who turns out to be too meticulous even for the fastidious Felix.
82- The Exorcists
Learning that Oscar got the apartment after reading the obituary columns and following
through after the demise of Irving Cohan, Felix is certain that Irving's ghost has returned to
haunt them.
83- A Barnacle Adventure
Oscar's dentist Elmo invents a super-glue and offers him a piece of the action if he can
come up with some front money. Oscar turns to Gloria when he is turned down by Felix.
84- The Moonlighter
Felix finds Oscar moonlighting as a counterman in a dingy diner after Oscar backed a
wrong horse with money Felix advanced him for another purpose.
85- Cleanliness Is Next to Impossible
Oscar tries hypnotism to reform his sloppy ways to please his latest girlfriend.
86- The Flying Felix
Oscar tires to cure Felix of his fear of flying so he can cover a photo assignment in
Houston.
87- Vocal Girl Makes Good
A shy singer is discovered by Felix, but she will not sing without Oscar around.
88- Shuffling Off to Buffalo
Felix moves out to take a job in Buffalo in his brother's bubble gum factory, only to
discover that he is unhappy in his new life.
89- A Different Drummer
Felix hopes to get his band booked on a new television show hosted by Monty Hall.
90- The Insomniacs
Felix develops a severe case of insomnia, and Oscar tries to help his roommate when Felix
prevents him from getting any sleep as well.
91- New York's Oddest
Felix becomes involved in the police reserves and drives every tenant on his floor crazy
with his security measures.
92- One for the Bunny
Oscar tells Murray a story recalling a time when Felix worked for "Playboy" magazine and
photographed Gloria for a centerfold. Hugh Hefner guest-stars.
93- The Rain in Spain
Felix tries to help Myrna win back her boyfriend Sheldon by convincing her to change her
image and personality.
94- To Bowl or Not to Bowl
Oscar gets mad when Felix suddenly gets a severe backache right before their
championship game.
95- The Frog
Oscar loses Felix's son's prize jumping frog the day before a big contest, leading them on a
search to find a replacement.
96- The Hollywood Story
Oscar gets a chance to appear in a Hollywood movie, and Felix messes things up by acting
as his self-appointed agent.
97- The Dog Story
Felix kidnaps a famous dog from its owner, whom he believes is mistreating it.
98- Strike Up the Band . . . or Else
Oscar loses money in a poker game and when he can't pay off, donates Felix's band as
payment instead.
99- The Odd Candidate
Felix is determined to see to it that Oscar wins the city councilman election.
100- The Subway Story
Felix tries to prove to Oscar that New Yorkers are really kind and concerned, but it seems
Oscar is right when they get stuck in a stalled subway train.
101- The Paul Williams Show
Felix's daughter, Edna, has a crush on Paul Williams and runs away to follow him.
102- Our Fathers
Felix recounts a story of how his father and Oscar's knew each other during the 1920s.
103- The Big Broadcast
Oscar takes a job as a sports radio talk-show host and tries to keep it a secret from radio-
crazy Felix.
104- Oscar in Love
Oscar falls in love with a woman with two children and finds out the hard way that he is
not quite ready to get married again.
105- The Bigger They Are
Felix has a big commission riding on a new diet-pill promotion, but the model, "the fattest
man in the world," suddenly decides he won't take the job. Felix convinces Oscar to put on
a "fat suit" and pose in the "before" photograph.
106- Two on the Aisle
Oscar has Felix help him write reviews for Broadway plays, then panics when he is asked
to appear in person on a television program featuring famous critics.
107- Your Mother Wears Army Boots
Howard Cosell returns, willing to give Oscar a shot at sportscasting in exchange for a
performance by Felix's opera singer friend, Martina Arroyo.
108- Felix, the Horse Player
Oscar's years of gambling begin to pay off when he gets racing tips from a midget.
109- The Roy Clark Show
Oscar's practical joke-playing friend comes for a visit, only to prove he is a talented
musician.
110- The Rent Strike
Felix leads his angry tenants on a rent strike when the new landlord refuses to keep up the
maintenance on their building.
111- Two Men on a Hoarse
Oscar has a throat operation and Felix loses his voice at the same time as their apartment is
being robbed.
112- Old Flames Never Die
When he learns that his high school sweetheart, Mildred Fleener, is a grandmother, Felix
believes he is getting old.
113- Laugh, Clown, Laugh
Oscar co-hosts a TV show with Richard Dawson, but Felix gets upset because Dawson
upstaged an act they once had in the Army.
114- Felix Remarries
In the final episode of the series, Felix mends his fussy ways enough to convince Gloria to
remarry him. Oscar is so delighted he vows to turn neat.